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i was born a biter, i identify as a biter, not my fault, maybe don’t be so biteable and you’ll be safe
very well, i shall smoke this “bowl” with you. but take warning! henceforth i may become quite….. silly…
I love cats, and all the ways they say "I want us to be family!"
I love when they learn about affectionate human behaviours and start incorporating them into their own behaviours, such as nose boops and forehead kisses when you're getting ready for bed, or trying to share blankets. And I love that a well socialized cat will even actively make eye contact with you in a genuinely friendly way for a little bit before a slow blink.
Breaks my heart that so many generations of humans were falsely taught that cats hate us and want only to take advantage of us, when the truth is that they love us just as we love them. And they mirror our affection and love back to us so we might understand that the love goes both ways. And they do this without us telling them to do it or showing them how... because they love us so much they pay attention to how we love, how we share kindness and compassion.
weed strain called I Mean This Forever
You are equally the hungriest, filthiest, most exhausted you’ve ever been in your life. You come home where your favorite meal, the bathroom, and your bed are all ready. The exact order you proceed is:
sleep, eat, shower
sleep, shower, eat
shower, eat, sleep
shower, sleep, eat
eat, sleep, shower
eat, shower, sleep
I wish I had unlimited burger and milkshake budget like the riverdale teens
deepsea metro